Wednesday, 19 November 2008
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NSFW!
The Boddice Ripper thread on the board made me want to try this out!
Before I start, this story also included this: "the two agreeably smiled as they began [performing the act of love with] each other." If I ever 'agreeably smile' I'll just walk into the sea.
I decided to do one from the first story I found, but it also seems to be the silliest story ever written.
Meanwhile Lyle continued to [have congress with] Leslie. She loved every second of his [unmentionable] inside her. She moaned and screamed in pleasure for more of it inside her [botty]. Her [chest area] bounced back and forth like someone hanging on a rope and swinging.
“How’s about we do it the usual way Leslie? How’s about you let me lie down and you sit on me and [be intimate with] me like a gorilla*? I sure would love ta feel you and see you do me that way. Mmmmm I can just picture us [performing the marital act with] one another like we’ve never [performed the marital act] before. God that sounds [physically attractive] doesn’t it?”
“Ohhh Lyle you are too much. You make me feel so [frustrated], so [emotional]. Ohh Lyle I do want that. Thank you, thank you Lyle” and she kneeled over him and slipped her [intimate area] over his [you-know-what].
So, not as funny as I thought it would be. At least, the funny bits I didn't do...
* I swear to god, I did not change that!
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Comments (4)
Wow that ... strangely works rather well.
Hmm ...
BWARHARHARHAR
that's brilliant.
i shall never be able to read porn without doing that in my head. you are tremendously cruel.
...like someone hanging on a rope swinging? They *do* that? Is that [pleasing in a sensual fashion]? I mean, if they are doing that, shouldn't someone look into investing in a [mammary gland] reduction?
@Alaura_Ephemera - I belive the story had MILF in the title, so this may be a feature the readers demand!
(I decided to do 'the first story I find that doesn't have a sheep or [poo] in it', so it was luck of the draw!)